Sexy para os portugueses...? Estou ansioso por ter dupla nacionalidade!

Brazileiras? Bah!
90% são hediondas e 9% são feias. Apenas compreendo o facto dos portugueses gostarem delas pela vasta história de nós gostarmos de sexo com animais. Se eu gostasse de ovelhas ia para Gales ou para a Nova Zelândia, OK?!

Mulheres bonitas? Europa, e mai nada!

Politics

If you wanna know the politics of hell... ask the devil.

Quote of the day - ELR podcast

Scott Johnson: "He did Darth Maul in The X-Men"

Questioning life and time with friends...

Of course it seems that I'm with Aimee for longer, far longer.
I, myself, have been going out with her since the begining of times! Or possibly since last week, it's hard to keep track, because the passion is all there, I need her every second of my life. Since ever and for ever! It feels like forever and yet not enough.
Because how are you supposed to measure time with the woman that you want to spend the rest of your life(s) with? What would make sense? Light years? Centuries? Nanoseconds? Miles?

Quote - Procrastination

God didn't create the world in seven days... he slacked off for six and then pulled an all-nighter.

Quote of the day 12/3/2009

As long as you got cleavage, who cares which way it's facing?

Quote of the day 5/3/2009 - Life

Life is a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Quote of the day 4/2/2009 - cows

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among thousands and thousands of cows in Portugal.
We know exactly where the birds with the avian flu are flying from and to.
But we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal african immigrants are located. Maybe we should put the Ministry of Agriculture in charge of Immigration...

Quote of the day 25/2/2009

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Quote of the day 24/2/2009

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to the critics.